Okay... so I am being attacked!!!
Nick says to me (re the SB photos) "I'm very disappointed. Are they representative of the week? Where are the girls with low self esteem getting their babs out?"
James says to me (re the SB post) "Sounds like it was bloody boring Lorn, did you not even get naked?"
Soph says to me (re the SB post) "Why didn't you vomit, not up to your usual standards!"
And in response to this crit I will say only thing - MY MUM READS THIS BLOG.
Nick says to me (re the SB photos) "I'm very disappointed. Are they representative of the week? Where are the girls with low self esteem getting their babs out?"
James says to me (re the SB post) "Sounds like it was bloody boring Lorn, did you not even get naked?"
Soph says to me (re the SB post) "Why didn't you vomit, not up to your usual standards!"
And in response to this crit I will say only thing - MY MUM READS THIS BLOG.
However I am not an unreasonable person thus I am currently setting up an x-rated blog - http://www.lornaonsrpingbreakweregirlsgotthereboobsout.blogspot.com/ where you will find appropriate photos and juicy material. But for now, Nick baby, this is for you:
I will also let you into a few more secrets (mainly for Soph and James). Yes there were boobs and nakedness (not my nakedness however) ohh I was sick on 4 separate occasions as predicted on the journey down there (I don't like to disappoint); and no I didn't just choose a toilet, instead I used the user friendly dance floor, club bathroom and off the balcony option. Okay so my mum already knows I'm really not that classy.
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